Can I go back to cleveland now?

Although it doesn't snow as much here in Gunnison, CO, I'm missing Utah and Ohio winters right now. Gunnison is one of the coldest places in the continental US.

It is SO cold that...

1. even with the pellet furnace and my space heater running all day, the house still doesn't totally warm up on the colder days.

2. my car battery died...and couldn't be revived after over an hour hooked up to another car's battery because it was too cold.

3. the streets are NEVER free of snow/ice even if it hasn't snowed in a week because it's too cold to melt.

4. if you stand outside at night for more than a minute you can feel the snot freezing inside your nose.

5. I've started wearing socks indoors. I hate socks.

No one warned me about this.